And the Oscar goes too?

Hi my name is Svetlana an I like Green because i want to be like the borg queen. But moving onto the winners.....


Predicter league table
Beverly.....20
Svetlana ..10
FakeList ..9

Actor in a Leading Role Sean Penn
Actor in a Supporting Role Heath Ledger
Actress in a Leading Role Kate Winslet
Actress in a Supporting Role Penelope Cruz
Animated Feature Film Wall-E
Art Direction The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Cinematography Slumdog
Costume Design The Duchess
Directing Slumdog
Documentary Feature Man on Wire
Documentary Short Smile Pinki
Film Editing Slumdog
Foreign Language Film Departures
Makeup The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Music (Score) Slumdog
Music (Song) Slumdog
Best Picture Slumdog
Short Film (Animated) La Maison en Petits Cubes
Short Film (Live Action) Spielzeugland
Sound Editing Dark Knight
Sound Mixing Slumdog
Visual Effects The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Writing (Adapted Screenplay) Slumdog
Writing (Original Screenplay) Milk

Svetlana live from LA!

Yes thats right, Svetlana my house maid (pictured on the left) wearing a Green 1970's Oxfam top for the ocassion, will blog for us live from LA. I have sent Svetlana to her room under the stairs so she can watch the Oscars live from LA on her black an white TV and keep us all up to date with the winners through the night.

Omg! "fake" Oscar leak!

Its abit hard to see but you can just make out whats said. Link to better copy inc. Svetlana has run down the betting shop to bet her wages on this lot, I hid the "fake" bit when I showed her.

For an easier view:(http://tinyurl.com/czvjmm)

Damages Season 2 Episode 2

Damages episode 2: Burn it, shred it, I don't care.

Don't forget tonights episode of Damages on BBC 1.
Patty begins to suspect there's more to Daniel Purcell's case than simple murder. Meanwhile, Ellen secretly assists the FBI in their attempt to flip Tom Shayes and use him against Patty.

Anyone seen a Very Very OLD lady?

Hey all. A couple of weeks ago I left my dear old mum at the above pictured bus stop...don't you dare tut at me! the limo was full! OK? and I have not seen her since. I only noticed because my kitchen is over flowing with unopened bottles of Bolly. If you find her just call the police, I don't advise going near her as she is savage most of the time. She is like a Rottweiler an will bite. Only difference being I can't get the vet to put her down.

No make up? or was she hit?

Well no surprises that the LA PD leaked the Rihanna photo to the press. Take a look http://www.tmz.com/. To me it just looks like she forgot to apply her make-up. The LA PD have launched an internal investigation and I should think so too. Will they find the source of who leaked the photo to the press? I doubt it.

The LA PD, famous for its corrupt handling of the Rodney King case in the early 90's an causing riots so big that the US Army, the Marines and the National Guard had to come in to restore order. There were 53 deaths, 2,383 injuries, more than 7,000 fires, damage to 3,100 businesses, and nearly $1 billion in financial losses. My Auntie got a free microwave, wide screen TV an fridge freezer from those riots so it wasn't all bad.

Has Adama lost it?

Well well well. What can you say about Adama recently. My house maid Svetlana has always insisted Adama was up there with the other great Sci-Fi characters. How ever during season four of BSG he has fallen big time. Gator's mutiny was insane! just how did he let a one legged dipshit take his ship?

Allow me to translate this for you. Did Janeway ever lose control of Voyager to Harry Kim? No. Did Sisko ever lose control of the Defiant or DS9 to Nog? No. Did Picard ever lose control of the Enterprise to Wesley Crusher? uh...OK don't answer the last one (Picard you dipshit). My point being things like this don't happen to the best.

A man in Adama's position should also have a partner. The writers are in an ideal position to assign him a Cylon woman that he can plug in an recharge when he needs her(As my friend Patty would say "classic pump an dump"). But they opted for a real woman. This made things hard on themselves, lets face it,what real woman in their right mind wants to shag a man with more wrinkles than Grandpa Simpson? Well let me tell you, they had to drug Laura Roslin to the eyeballs to get her to sleep with Adama and she is no spring chicken herself. So Adama is shagging a bald headed, drugged up, tits to her knee's, very old, sad and lonely Laura Roslin. I mean how low can you go?

Also I was not convinced that Adama struggled with the decision to allow Cylon technology on to his ship.

The Chief waved his purple light around an said
"Hey Adama if you allow Cylon technology not only can you have this purple light ill chuck in a disco ball for free" that was it SOLD!

I mean really would Janeway have turned down 29th century technology? No. Would Sisko have turned down being a religious icon on Bajor? No. Would Picard turn down a chance to become an admiral an run Starfleet Academy? n.....OK don't answer that last one. My point being the best just don't get desperate.

Adama has one saving grace. He had the balls to execute the two people that got in his way. Adama needs to pick himself up. Dump Roslin an date Starbuck/Danielle or what ever the future twist is on her.Trade Galactica for a base ship. Lets face it Galactica has had its day to many purple lights draining its power reserves.
My friend Patty leaves us with a final thought of this post:

"Maybe Adama set it up. He manipulated Gator an Tom into taking over the ship so he could execute them later an get two very annoying people out of the way"

Thanks Patty. I am now physically rolling around on my lounge floor trying to laugh an do helicopter impressions. Svetlana is getting me my pills. Bless she thinks I'm having an attack.